Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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