She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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