69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
vagina is talking i cant
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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