Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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