Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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