How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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