I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think I am morally bankrupt
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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