So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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