I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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