you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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