yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i would punch a child for taco bell
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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