Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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