these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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