So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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