I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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