Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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