i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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