She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
tell me about the eggs
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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