Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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