well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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