Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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