I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
they need to just BURY HIM!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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