Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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