So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
