That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just high enough for therapy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
