Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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