i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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