Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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