...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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