Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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