ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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