He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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