so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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