I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
where am i from again
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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