when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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