Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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