in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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