How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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