Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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