Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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