Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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