Small penises have feelings too.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Randomize
