I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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