belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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