he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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