I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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