I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize
