I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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