worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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