just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We are two peas in an std pod
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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